I found a notecard tonight that I'd written last fall while I was at the airport. It was an overheard conversation. I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget about it - of course, I did, but I found the notecard tonight and laughed!
A married couple talking to a man in a business suit at the Greensboro Airport, while waiting at the baggage claim:
Wife (to The Man In Suit): "So, are you a DJ or something?"
The Man In Suit: "No...uh, actually I'm a preacher."
Husband: [long pause] "Oh...well...not much difference- you're just spinning The Bible! Wicka Wickaa!"